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Funny Jokes: Special Offer

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:08:48 +0000

Lots of aunties crowded at a book shop due to a typing mistake in book shop

which was;

Special offer

Get new boobs in exchange of old one.

Funny Jokes: Judge Asks Indian Girl

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:05:11 +0000

Judge: Why didn’t you bite his penis

when the rapist forced you to perform oral sex?

Indian Girl: I could not your Honour, I am a vegetarian!

What is the difference between girl’s age Of 8, 18, 28,38, 48 58 and 68?

NaQonianz — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:31:49 +0000

What is the difference between girl’s age Of 8, 18,
28,38, 48 58 and 68?

At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her
to bed.

At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

You Should Bought A Hat Instead of Shoes

NaQonianz — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:39:26 +0000

Man buys new shoes, goes home, asks wife: Do u find anything different in me?
Wife:No! Same old shirt,same old pant.
He removes all clothes,stands in shoes: Now?
Wife: Same old penis hanging down.
Man:Its not hanging down! Its looking at my new shoes.
Wife:Then, U should have bought a HAT instead of Shoes!!

A Couple Was in Mood Of Sex

NaQonianz — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:36:08 +0000

Couple sex ke mood may tha,

9 sal ke betay ko balcony may bhej ker kaha k mohale me jo kuch ho raha hai batao

Larka: Jamil sb car may ja rahe hain, Asim sb ghas kat rahe hain.

Rafiq sahib biwi ko chod rahe hain

Baap ander se bola: Tumhe kase pata chala?

Beta: Un ka larka bi balcony may khara he

Why Milk Is Necessary In First Night

NaQonianz — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:32:09 +0000

Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne lagi

Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?Dulhan : maa ne kaha tha jate hi doodh pilana.

Eighty 80 Year Old Man Gets Marry With Twenty 20 Year old Girl And She Gets Pragnent, How?

NaQonianz — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:12:05 +0000

80yr old man: Dr my 20yr old wife is pregnant i’m so hapy,koi advice dein.

Dr: Ok aik kisa suno.aik shikari shikar pe jata hy lekin ghalti se gun ki jaga umbrella le jata hey.
Samne se ek sher ajata hy.Shikari umbrela nikalta hai aur goli chala deta hai sher mar jata hy.

Old man: Impossible, kisi aur ne mari hogi.

Dr: Exactly…………..

What Is The Similarity Between BANK & Brazier?

NaQonianz — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:58:06 +0000

What is the similarity between BANK & Brazier?What is the similarity between BANK & Brazier?

Answer: Dono k ander jitna MAAL zeyada, Utna Interest Zeyada.

Tendulkar Having Sex With Malika

NaQonianz — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:01:12 +0000

Tendulkar having sex with malika.

Malika: tmhare lun pe to AIDS likha hai.
Tendulker: MAA KI LORI KHARA TO Hone de ADDIDAS Likha hai.

Sardar Was Fcking His Wife And …..

NaQonianz — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:49:04 +0000

Sardar was fucking his wife. His friend came & knocked the door.

Sardar opened the door after 5 minutes.Friend:Barri dair laga ditti?
Sardar:Teri bhabi naal Chatni kutt raya saan.
Friend:Bhabi, Menu vi Chatni chata deyo.
Sardarni:Mein te koonda dho aayi, Danday te laggi aye, O chatt lay!