Ghul Mil K Geo

Funny SMS Jokes

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mein,
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kafi hain ya or likhon.?

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya
Wife: kon thi ye?
Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho!

1 pakistani doosrey se:”yaar kehtey hain is bar jung computer se lari jaye gi “?
2nd: “Haan misile computer se control hota hai na ”
1st: “phir tu hum jung har jayein ge”
2nd: “wo kaisey”?
1st: “yar agr misile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gayi tu “

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Ans: Jab Loose Motion lage hon aur Pajame ki Girah Na Khul Rahi Ho

Aadmi: Yaar ye “Aaho” kon Loug bolte hain ?
Sardar: Bhai yeh Jo Paindo Loug hote hain wo bolte Hain.
Aadmi: Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain ?
Sardar: Aaho

Aik sardar kafi arsay baad apnay pind aya,
Pind ki mitti soong kar kaha
Hun te mitti di khusbo badel gai aa,
2nd sardar: A mitti nai sukki tatti aa

Aik pathan or american dinner me siri paaye kha rahe the,
American k hath me bakry ki zuban a gai,
American bola what is this?
Pathan bola: This is language

Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai?
Patient: Patley motion.
Dr: Kitne patley?
Patient: Bohat patle.
Dr: Phir b kitne?
Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.

Question: During marriage ceremony,
why is the groom made to sit on the horse?
Answer:He is given his last chance to run away.

70 years old man asked his wife:
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?