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Funny SMS Jokes

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mein, lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz kafi hain ya or likhon.?

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya Wife: kon thi ye? Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho!

1 pakistani doosrey se:”yaar kehtey hain is bar jung computer se lari jaye gi “? 2nd: “Haan misile computer se control hota hai na ” 1st: “phir tu hum jung har jayein ge” 2nd: “wo kaisey”? 1st: “yar agr misile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gayi tu “

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? Ans: Jab Loose Motion lage hon aur Pajame ki Girah Na Khul Rahi Ho

Aadmi: Yaar ye “Aaho” kon Loug bolte hain ? Sardar: Bhai yeh Jo Paindo Loug hote hain wo bolte Hain. Aadmi: Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain ? Sardar: Aaho

Aik sardar kafi arsay baad apnay pind aya, Pind ki mitti soong kar kaha Hun te mitti di khusbo badel gai aa, 2nd sardar: A mitti nai sukki tatti aa

Aik pathan or american dinner me siri paaye kha rahe the, American k hath me bakry ki zuban a gai, American bola what is this? Pathan bola: This is language

Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai? Patient: Patley motion. Dr: Kitne patley? Patient: Bohat patle. Dr: Phir b kitne? Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.

Question: During marriage ceremony, why is the groom made to sit on the horse? Answer:He is given his last chance to run away.

70 years old man asked his wife: Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?