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Funny Jokes: Lafz Lafz Likhon Teri Tareef Mein

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:23:25 +0000

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mein,

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kafi hain ya or likhon.?

Funniest Joke: Husband And Wife

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:20:24 +0000

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya

Wife: kon thi ye?

Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo!

Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho!

Funny Jokes: We Will Lost The War

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:17:40 +0000

1 pakistani doosrey se:”yaar kehtey hain is bar jung computer se lari jaye gi “?

2nd: “Haan misile computer se control hota hai na ”

1st: “phir tu hum jung har jayein ge”

2nd: “wo kaisey”?

1st: “yar agr misile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gayi tu “

Funny Jokes: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:15:05 +0000

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

Ans: Jab Loose Motion lage hon aur Pajame ki Girah Na Khul Rahi Ho

Sardar Funny Sms Joke

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:13:00 +0000

Aadmi: Yaar ye “Aaho” kon Loug bolte hain ?

Sardar: Bhai yeh Jo Paindo Loug hote hain wo bolte Hain.

Aadmi: Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain ?

Sardar: Aaho

Sardar Funny Jokes

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:11:05 +0000

Aik sardar kafi arsay baad apnay pind aya,

Pind ki mitti soong kar kaha

Hun te mitti di khusbo badel gai aa,

2nd sardar: A mitti nai sukki tatti aa

Funny Jokes: Pathan VS American

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:01:57 +0000

Aik pathan or american dinner me siri paaye kha rahe the,

American k hath me bakry ki zuban a gai,

American bola what is this?

Pathan bola: This is language

Funny Jokes: Doctor And Patient

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:59:15 +0000

Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai?

Patient: Patley motion.

Dr: Kitne patley?

Patient: Bohat patle.

Dr: Phir b kitne?

Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.

Funny Jokes: Last Chance To Run Away

NaQonianz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:56:22 +0000

Question: During marriage ceremony,

why is the groom made to sit on the horse?

Answer:He is given his last chance to run away.

Husband And Wife Joke

NaQonianz — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:39:55 +0000

70 years old man asked his wife:

Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive it