Funny Sms Jokes

Funny SMS Jokes

Can A Husband Manage With His Wife?

Husband: Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai koi hall batao.

How A Sardar Justifies The Mistake?

SARDAR: Mistakenly goes into ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up!

Similarity Between Pathaan and Donkey

Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain? Ans: 1- Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain

Husband And Wife Joke

Husband: kal mere khuwab me ek larki ayi thi Wah kia larki thi Wife: akeli ayi hogi?

Be Conscious

Two GirLs Returning From Cinema 1st:Hi rabba Mere Paisay Chori Ho Gae! 2nd:Magar Tum To Brazer Me Rakhti Thi na!

How To Increase Age Limit

Man: Koi lambi umar ka tariqa bataiye Doctor: Shadi kar lo