Lots of aunties crowded at a book shop due to a typing mistake in book shop advertisement: which was; Special offer Get new boobs in exchange of old one.
Aik pathan or american dinner me siri paaye kha rahe the, American k hath me bakry ki zuban a gai, American bola what is this? Pathan bola: This is language
Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai? Patient: Patley motion. Dr: Kitne patley? Patient: Bohat patle. Dr: Phir b kitne? Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.