Short Funny Jokes

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when… 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not ...

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Good Night, Sleep Tight

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,

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Do You Know or Is It True?

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and habby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some petrol with it instead of dinner?” “No,” I had ...

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