Ghul Mil K Geo

Short Funny Jokes

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not [...]

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When
you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,

Do you know, when the name of GOLF entered into the English language?
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled Gents

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and habby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I
give you this money, will you buy some petrol with it instead of dinner?”
“No,” I had [...]

What is the difference between girl’s age Of 8, 18,
28,38, 48 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her
to bed.

70 years old man asked his wife:
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?

80yr old man: Dr my 20yr old wife is pregnant i’m so hapy,koi advice dein.
Dr: Ok aik kisa suno.aik shikari shikar pe jata hy lekin ghalti se gun ki jaga umbrella le jata hey.

Husband: Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai
koi hall batao.

SARDAR: Mistakenly goes into ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up!

Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain?
Ans: 1- Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain