1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this
list.

you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,

making the bed firmer to

sleep on. Hence the phrase……… “goodnight, sleep tight.”

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled Gents

Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word GOLF entered into the English

language.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I
give you this money, will you buy some petrol with it instead of dinner?”

“No,” I had to stop driving a car years ago, the homeless woman replied.

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked.

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend
all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.

“Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in
20 years!”

“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m
going to take you out or dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.”

The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and driving a
car.”

At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her
to bed.

At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive it

Dr: Ok aik kisa suno.aik shikari shikar pe jata hy lekin ghalti se gun ki jaga umbrella le jata hey.
Samne se ek sher ajata hy.Shikari umbrela nikalta hai aur goli chala deta hai sher mar jata hy.

Old man: Impossible, kisi aur ne mari hogi.

Dr: Exactly…………..

koi hall batao.
Malang: Beta, Hall hota to main malang kyun banta?

All ladies suddenly stand up!SARDAR: IZZAT DIL wich honi chahidi ae

…. BETHO BETHO.

Ans: 1- Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain
Aur 2- barre ho kar transport ka kaam kartay hain.