Sardar was fucking his wife. His friend came & knocked the door.
Sardar opened the door after 5 minutes.Friend:Barri dair laga ditti?
Sardar:Teri bhabi naal Chatni kutt raya saan.
Friend:Bhabi, Menu vi Chatni chata deyo.
Sardarni:Mein te koonda dho aayi, Danday te laggi aye, O chatt lay!