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Man buys new shoes, goes home, asks wife: Do u find anything different in me?
Wife:No! Same old shirt,same old pant.
He removes all clothes,stands in shoes: Now?

Couple sex ke mood may tha,
9 sal ke betay ko balcony may bhej ker kaha k mohale me jo kuch ho raha hai batao
Larka: Jamil sb car may ja rahe hain, Asim sb ghas kat rahe hain.

Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne lagi
Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?

80yr old man: Dr my 20yr old wife is pregnant i’m so hapy,koi advice dein.
Dr: Ok aik kisa suno.aik shikari shikar pe jata hy lekin ghalti se gun ki jaga umbrella le jata hey.

What is the similarity between BANK & Brazier?

Tendulkar having sex with malika.
Malika: tmhare lun pe to AIDS likha hai.

Sardar was fucking his wife. His friend came & knocked the door.
Sardar opened the door after 5 minutes.

Achieving your Target on job is just like being Pregnant…
Everyone congratulate you on the outcome

Do khusray baten karte ja rahe thy achanak aik gir gaya aur Zor zor se rony laga
Dosry ne Tasalli de kar Kaha

Aik 3 saal ka bacha khatna karwane k liye doctor k clinic mien wait kar raha tha
us k barabar mien aik baray miaan ittefaq se beth gaye
to bacha un ko dekh ker ganay laga