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Man buys new shoes, goes home, asks wife: Do u find anything different in me?
Wife:No! Same old shirt,same old pant.
He removes all clothes,stands in shoes: Now?

Couple sex ke mood may tha,
9 sal ke betay ko balcony may bhej ker kaha k mohale me jo kuch ho raha hai batao
Larka: Jamil sb car may ja rahe hain, Asim sb ghas kat rahe hain.

80yr old man: Dr my 20yr old wife is pregnant i’m so hapy,koi advice dein.
Dr: Ok aik kisa suno.aik shikari shikar pe jata hy lekin ghalti se gun ki jaga umbrella le jata hey.

What is the similarity between BANK & Brazier?

Sardar was fucking his wife. His friend came & knocked the door.
Sardar opened the door after 5 minutes.

Achieving your Target on job is just like being Pregnant…
Everyone congratulate you on the outcome