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1 pakistani doosrey se:”yaar kehtey hain is bar jung computer se lari jaye gi “?
2nd: “Haan misile computer se control hota hai na ”
1st: “phir tu hum jung har jayein ge”
2nd: “wo kaisey”?
1st: “yar agr misile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gayi tu “

Aik sardar kafi arsay baad apnay pind aya,
Pind ki mitti soong kar kaha
Hun te mitti di khusbo badel gai aa,
2nd sardar: A mitti nai sukki tatti aa

70 years old man asked his wife:
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?

Husband: Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai
koi hall batao.