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Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya Wife: kon thi ye? Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho!
Aik pathan or american dinner me siri paaye kha rahe the, American k hath me bakry ki zuban a gai, American bola what is this? Pathan bola: This is language
Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai? Patient: Patley motion. Dr: Kitne patley? Patient: Bohat patle. Dr: Phir b kitne? Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.
Question: During marriage ceremony, why is the groom made to sit on the horse? Answer:He is given his last chance to run away.
Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne lagi Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?
SARDAR: Mistakenly goes into ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up!
Husband: kal mere khuwab me ek larki ayi thi Wah kia larki thi Wife: akeli ayi hogi?
Two GirLs Returning From Cinema 1st:Hi rabba Mere Paisay Chori Ho Gae! 2nd:Magar Tum To Brazer Me Rakhti Thi na!
Man: Koi lambi umar ka tariqa bataiye Doctor: Shadi kar lo