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Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya
Wife: kon thi ye?
Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho!
Aik pathan or american dinner me siri paaye kha rahe the,
American k hath me bakry ki zuban a gai,
American bola what is this?
Pathan bola: This is language
Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai?
Patient: Patley motion.
Dr: Kitne patley?
Patient: Bohat patle.
Dr: Phir b kitne?
Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.
Question: During marriage ceremony,
why is the groom made to sit on the horse?
Answer:He is given his last chance to run away.
Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne lagi
Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?
SARDAR: Mistakenly goes into ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up!
Husband: kal mere khuwab me ek larki ayi thi Wah kia larki thi
Wife: akeli ayi hogi?
Two GirLs Returning From Cinema
1st:Hi rabba Mere Paisay Chori Ho Gae! 2nd:Magar Tum To Brazer Me Rakhti Thi na!
Man: Koi lambi umar ka tariqa bataiye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo