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70 years old man asked his wife:
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?

80yr old man: Dr my 20yr old wife is pregnant i’m so hapy,koi advice dein.
Dr: Ok aik kisa suno.aik shikari shikar pe jata hy lekin ghalti se gun ki jaga umbrella le jata hey.

Husband: Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai
koi hall batao.

SARDAR: Mistakenly goes into ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up!

Husband: kal mere khuwab me ek larki ayi thi Wah kia larki thi
Wife: akeli ayi hogi?

Two GirLs Returning From Cinema
1st:Hi rabba Mere Paisay Chori Ho Gae! 2nd:Magar Tum To Brazer Me Rakhti Thi na!

Aik 3 saal ka bacha khatna karwane k liye doctor k clinic mien wait kar raha tha
us k barabar mien aik baray miaan ittefaq se beth gaye
to bacha un ko dekh ker ganay laga

Man: Koi lambi umar ka tariqa bataiye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo