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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mein, lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz kafi hain ya or likhon.?
1 pakistani doosrey se:”yaar kehtey hain is bar jung computer se lari jaye gi “? 2nd: “Haan misile computer se control hota hai na ” 1st: “phir tu hum jung har jayein ge” 2nd: “wo kaisey”? 1st: “yar agr misile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gayi tu “
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? Ans: Jab Loose Motion lage hon aur Pajame ki Girah Na Khul Rahi Ho
Dr: Aap ko kya problem hai? Patient: Patley motion. Dr: Kitne patley? Patient: Bohat patle. Dr: Phir b kitne? Patient: Itne k Aap us se ghararay kar sakte hain.