You Should Bought A Hat Instead of Shoes

Man buys new shoes, goes home, asks wife: Do u find anything different in me?
Wife:No! Same old shirt,same old pant.
He removes all clothes,stands in shoes: Now?
Wife: Same old penis hanging down.
Man:Its not hanging down! Its looking at my new shoes.
Wife:Then, U should have bought a HAT instead of Shoes!!

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